8:35 PM | Posted in
Dear Grand Old Party,

Could you please give the following individuals a louder microphone? We promise not to bring back the Fairness Doctrine if you will continue to put these brilliant individuals out front. All I am saying is that as a Democrat, they are super awesome messengers for your party!
And if you could continue ignoring actual issues facing people throughout America and stress that guns and gays are really the important issues of our time, Democrats across the country would be most grateful...

And stick by that belief that George W. Bush is really the next Harry S. Truman because I am certain that will work out for you...

Oh, and please keep harping on the experience issue because I am sure you will not appear like hypocrites come 2012...
That is all...
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