Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
12:00 PM |
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Best Thing On #tcot,
Humor
I am learning something about this world of #tcot. The vast majority of tweets are to simply express solidarity with some other person who has tweeted something outrageous. That being said, here we go again...
Wait, what? We have hijacked the term Christian? I've got nothing here...
Well of course, nothing says ACORN like Charles Manson. Because apparently the right didn't think they had demonized ACORN quite enough?
Nothing says slavery like trying to extend health care to everyone in the country!
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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5:00 PM |
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Bring on the crazy...
HA HA, that guy called President Obama a prostitute AND a drug addict. Wait, isn't the guy retweeting this the Secretary of the SD15 Republican Party here in Minnesota? Yep, that's him. You stay classy Leo!
I can completely understand disagreeing with the policy decisions made by this President. Are they really evil though? Sorry, I forgot about cash for clunkers. THAT EVIL BASTARD!
Oh, top conservative on twitter, you are totally policy based and about opposing the agenda of President Obama. You are totally NOT about spreading hate...
So, we learned some very valuable lessons today from the top conservatives on twitter. Barack is a prostitute, drug dealing, secret Muslim while Michelle is a whore and a secret Muslim.
Now keep in mind that these are tweets I have found by simply giving #tcot a passing glance now and then. Otherwise, they are tweets which have been sent to me. What we are learning is that there is very little substance on #tcot and a whole lot of vitriolic uselessness. So, keep them coming...
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Best Thing On #tcot,
Humor
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8:05 AM |
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A huge thanks to DJ from I Don't Hate America and Sally Jo from Bluestem Prairie for documenting this event at the Capitol:
Watch the slack jawed look on the faces of protesters by the end of the speech. PRICELESS...
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Humor,
Republican
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12:00 PM |
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Yesterday I rolled out a brand new feature here on Liberal in the Land of Conservative seeking out the stupidest, funniest, or down right craziest comments to be found on the #tcot (top conservative on twitter) stream. Remember, if you run across one of these, then simply send me a link or screen shot by email (political.muse.litloc (at) gmail.com)
Without further ado...
Well, I guess he's not QUITE AS BAD as 9/11 so there's that...
Now, lest you think that these are just silly wackos who do not represent parties as a whole I would like to point out that this fine fellow is apparently the Chairman of the American Reform Party.
Now I am not entirely clear how someone can be faithless (perfidious) AND Muslim AND a Godking but somehow that damned GodKing does it!
I love it when conservatives say, "SEE I HAVE A BLACK FRIEND". So there are black conservatives. I would be MORE concerned if there weren't ANY black conservatives.
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Humor
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3:11 PM |
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Don't know what #tcot is, you say?
It is a hashtag used by those people on twitter who want their tweets added to a specific stream of tweets thus making them easier to find. There are humorous hashtags, event specific hashtags, and what I would call long term hashtags. Specifically, #tcot stands for "Top Conservative On Twitter" and would fall into the latter category of long term hashtags although a serious argument could be made that it also falls under the humorous category.
Inspired by twitter user @schmiss who began sharing some of the hilarity that can be found on #tcot, I decided to turn this into a regular blog feature.
How will it work? Well, starting today I will post screenshots of some of the more crazy and incoherent claims made by conservatives on twitter through the #tcot hashtag. Your job will be to vote on your favorite in the comments. If you are on twitter, take a glance at #tcot every now and then and send the links to any particularly humorous #tcot tweets to political.muse.litloc (at) gmail.com and perhaps they will make it onto the next edition of Best Thing On #tcot.
So here we go...
I am not sure if Dear Citizen realizes but we re-vote every four years...
I haven't got any idea what sheeple are or how you "suscribe" to sheepledom but Sue damn well ain't gonna do it!
Oh birthers, you provide me with so much enjoyment. NEVER. EVER. CHANGE.
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Best Thing On #tcot,
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12:01 PM |
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h/t to twitter user, @schmiss for this video...
Seriously, I wonder all the time why, if a libertarian economic system is the best according to Republicans and conservatives, I cannot find a single country in the world actually using such a system. Come on conservatives, help me out here...
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Humor,
Republican
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9:59 AM |
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Humor,
Legislation
By Jeremiah Liend
So I’m watching CNN, because I like pain, and this commercial comes on. This lady is shopping and her son comes up and asks to get a book, and she says, I’m afraid not, it’s not in budget, and the child is sad, but he knows that they cannot afford this book. Then the lady looks at the camera and says that there is legislation on the floor to put taxes on juice drinks and soda, and that working class families can’t afford anymore taxes.
My response; Don’t feed your kid soda. I sent a letter to the editor of our local paper months ago suggesting that if we are going to instate taxes on smokers we should tax the hell out of soda, and for once the system appears to be listening to me. Real juice will not be taxed, just the ones that have 1% fruit juice with the rest being high fructose corn syrup. Delicious corn syrup. Years from now my tax dollars are going to be paying for your kids diabetes because you are apparently unaware that Coke is not good for you.
Where is this coming from? Republicans? Soda advocates? Do the Pepsi people have lobbyists? Soda is a multi-million dollar industry, and if we can pay for children with spina bifida to get surgery because your son or daughter just HAS to get some Mountain Dew, then good. Great. The system works.
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Humor,
Legislation
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10:19 PM |
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Humor,
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OUTRAGED I TELL YOU! The folks over at everyone's favorite bigot site in Minnesota, Anti-Strib, are really super mad because that President Obama supposedly wrote something really bad about the Constitution in a thesis paper (prepare yourselves to be OUTRAGED!):
Brian Lancaster at Jumping in Pools reported on Obama’s college thesis, written when he was at Columbia. The paper was called “Aristocracy Reborn,” and in the first ten pages (which were all that reporter Joe Klein–who wrote about it for Time–was permitted to see), the young Obama wrote:
“… the Constitution allows for many things, but what it does not allow is the most revealing. The so-called Founders did not allow for economic freedom. While political freedom is supposedly a cornerstone of the document, the distribution of wealth is not even mentioned. While many believed that the new Constitution gave them liberty, it instead fitted them with the shackles of hypocrisy.”
Yep, this arrogant asshole thiknks he is smarter than Thomas Jefferson. His historical ignorance is astonding in it's depth and ignorance. Blacks were still slaves and he though the re-distribution of wealth should have been included.
You need no further proof that Obama is a far left moron.
See? Aren't you MAD? What a really really bad guy this Obama is and we should really be fuming about this story. Why won't the mainstream media take us seriously and report on this stuff? But wait, what is this?
And there is more...
Don't you hate it when you get pwned when all you had to do was open your eyes?
But, hey, the bright side is that you can go and view illuminating commentary on the pretended thesis and giggle about how these people really believe that President Obama wrote this stuff.
In honor of the proverbial stoning that the crowd over at Anti-Strib is working themselves into, it is time for a little Monty Python:
In honor of the proverbial stoning that the crowd over at Anti-Strib is working themselves into, it is time for a little Monty Python:
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Humor,
Republican
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6:09 PM |
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Republican
This political take on the iphone "There's an App for that" campaign is hilarious:
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Humor,
Republican
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4:39 PM |
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Humor,
Michele Bachmann
If you have never heard of Auto-Tune The News, check them out HERE. In the meantime, here is their latest installment which includes our very own Michele Bachmann:
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Humor,
Michele Bachmann
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5:03 PM |
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Humor,
Michele Bachmann
Republicans in the 6th District of Minnesota have a handy dandy new website with super awesome propaganda to keep even the most ardent Ron Paul supporter swimming in conspiracy theories. There appears to be a problem, though.
WHAT! A Problem? For a people that are so very proud of their elected leadership in Washington DC one would think that they could do her the honor of SPELLING HER NAME CORRECTLY!
WHAT! A Problem? For a people that are so very proud of their elected leadership in Washington DC one would think that they could do her the honor of SPELLING HER NAME CORRECTLY!
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Humor,
Michele Bachmann
��It's always fun to venture over to the blog owned and controlled by Professor Banaian. Typically, you will find some relatively witty connection between real life and economics but every once in awhile you catch that special day when his co-contributor "Janet" pipes in to write a post. These are the special days because it is then that we get to peer into the crazy...
Today was no different as "Janet" unveils the new meme with which to defeat the scourge of our times, President Obama. As if it wasn't bad enough that this commie pinko used a teleprompter device every time he turns around NOW he will not look us in the EYE and that means he is a super sinister liar!
Today was no different as "Janet" unveils the new meme with which to defeat the scourge of our times, President Obama. As if it wasn't bad enough that this commie pinko used a teleprompter device every time he turns around NOW he will not look us in the EYE and that means he is a super sinister liar!
This morning while at my fitness center, I watched all 12 minutes or so of Mr. Obama's performance on his takeover of the auto industry. Not once did Mr. Obama look the camera straight in the eye. Never did he talk directly to us, his American audience. The entire speech was given while Mr. Obama looked from side to side.
Why doesn't he talk to the camera directly, as did Presidents Reagan and Bush? Why is Obama afraid to look straight ahead? He has given enough speeches (written and printed for him) that fear of speaking is not an excuse.
That BASTARD! Those shifty eyes and noncommittal glances. Who could possibly trust a guy who reads from a teleprompter AND shifts his head from left to right and back again. I mean when George W. Bush was lying to us about Saddam Hussein and WMD and connections to Al Qaeda he would AT LEAST look us in the eye. You see, we don't so much care about the truth or fiction stuff but for the love of everything holy please look us in the eyes when you do it!
This new meme will undoubtedly cut Obama to his core...
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Larry Schumacher has an article up in the St. Cloud Times about the Tax Day Tea Party held in St. Cloud today. Just a couple clips of interest here:
George Stanley drove 50 miles from Hutchinson to stand outside the St. Cloud Public Library at noon today with his fellow Central Minnesota Tea Partiers. [Emphasis mine]
After the rally, many of those assembled marched with their signs to Minnesota Highway 23 to attract supportive honks from motorists passing by on the under-construction roadway. [Emphasis Mine]
So let's review: The folks that are out protesting taxes have chosen a taxpayer built venue on which to hold this event. Furthermore, they stood along taxpayer funded highways (ironically, one which is currently being improved using taxpayer money) to rant about taxes...
9:17 PM |
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Humor,
Michele Bachmann
A while back I subscribed to the social network site, stumbleupon. It was fun for a time to click through and find various random sites that I would never have discovered without the handy dandy stumble button. However, I soon tired of the site and haven't done much with it since.
One of the features, though, is that when I search google my stumble account will display tags for sites that have already been found and/or reviewed. So, when I input the term Michele Bachmann, this is what it looks like:
One of the features, though, is that when I search google my stumble account will display tags for sites that have already been found and/or reviewed. So, when I input the term Michele Bachmann, this is what it looks like:

Who is out there defining Michele Bachmann as "humor" and "pornography"? I clicked through but was unable to determine where these interesting new definitions of Bachmann sites are coming from.
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Humor,
Michele Bachmann
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10:49 PM |
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Humor,
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Check out the Republican Apology Machine put together for those who have mistakenly taken his holiness, The Limbaugh, to task...
To make amends, I offer this song by Akon:
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Humor,
Republican
��While many conservatives look to drug addict Rush Limbaugh as the pinnacle of their movement, it appears as though RNC Chair Michael Steele finds Limbaugh "incendiary" and "ugly".
From Politico:
“Rush Limbaugh is an entertainer,” Steele said. “Rush Limbaugh, his whole thing is entertainment. Yes it’s incendiary, yes it’s ugly.”
Steele’s comments, first noticed by NBC producer Chris Donovan, are sure to rankle Limbaugh in part because they validate the liberal critique of the conservative force: that he’s merely an “entertainer.”
This Steele fellow is great! He is doing more for the Democratic Party than they could ever do by themselves. Perhaps Bachmann is right, "YOU BE 'DA MAN!"
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H/T to The Cagle Post:
Is it any wonder that they so desperately want to believe in creationism?

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10:08 PM |
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Humor
Apparently, when measured on a per capita basis, North Dakota is the most corrupt state in the nation.
But North Dakota?
Don Morrison, executive director of the non-partisan North Dakota Center for the Public Good, said it may be that North Dakotans are better at rooting out corruption when it occurs.
"Being a sparsely populated state, people know each other," he said. "We know our elected officials and so certainly to do what the governor of Illinois did is much more difficult here."
Morrison said the state has encouraged bad government practices in some cases by weakening disclosure laws. North Dakota does not require legislative or statewide candidates to disclose their campaign expenses.
Take THAT Blahgoyavitch! Seriously, being from North Dakota you have to grab hold of the small victories.
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10:53 PM |
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Humor,
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So, as part of my continued addiction to Stumble I run across strange and humorous sites that beg for mockery. Such is the case with an online t-shirt shop calling itself Casual Conservative.
As is symptomatic of the conservative movement there are no new ideas left and all there is to do is long for the good old days:
As is symptomatic of the conservative movement there are no new ideas left and all there is to do is long for the good old days:

And who doesn't want to say to the world, "I love nuclear holocaust":

Is it any wonder young people are abandoning the old people's party in droves?
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Humor,
Republican
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