Lloydletta found some employment opportunities on the Bethel University website and I feel it is incumbent upon me to interpret the information so that anyone interested in applying for said internship knows what they are getting.
Psychology Intern, Bachmann & Associates Christian Counseling Agency, Lake Elmo, MN
Job Description:
- Provide assistance to our (Ultra-CONSERVATIVE) Christian counseling agency on internal HR projects and various mental health research projects
*Projects may include studying the affects of the gay agenda on the populace, debunking the research of established organizations such as the American Psychological Association, and creating affective psychological tools to combat gay support throughout the country.
- Include but are not limited to: provide administrative support to business partners assisting with business unit initiatives and projects
*administrative support may be defined as any menial task we deem beneath us but that we would rather not pay someone to do. Janitorial work or delivery boy/girl are examples of this administrative support.
Attend bi-monthly intern evaluations, counseling case reviews, and staff meetings Assist with exhibitor booth at public events
*Again, these are tasks we would rather not have to pay someone for and our underpaid employees seem unwilling to take them on so it will be up to you, the intern, to accomplish them without pay or recognition.
Qualifications:
- Minimum requirements: a student with initiative, integrity, creative solving skills, and a strong desire to gain experience in a professional work environment
*Initiative: The ability to take on thankless tasks for no money or recognition.
*Integrity: MUST be a Christian fundamentalist.
*Creative Solving Skills: Ways in which we can create fear amongst the populace about gays.
*Integrity: MUST be a Christian fundamentalist.
*Creative Solving Skills: Ways in which we can create fear amongst the populace about gays.
Must possess excellent interpersonal skills and have thorough attention to detail
*However, those excellent interpersonal skills must not be homosexual but rather heterosexual.
- Strong analytical, organizational, and written and verbal communication skills
- Able to maintain confidentiality and exercise good judgment
- Be proficient in Word and Excel
- Must be a college student enrolled in a program for Psychology or Business
*Again, judgment is defined as anyone with Christian fundamentalist values.
Salary/Benefits:
- Unpaid
To Apply:
Contact Marcus Bachmann at 651-379-0444 or ljackson@bachmanncounseling.com http://www.bachmanncounseling.com
*If you feel as though you are ready to join the team and fight the crusade against the oncoming gay hordes, please feel free to apply.
Bachmann & Associates is NOT an equal opportunity employer! Homosexuals, Non-Christians, Democrats, and many many others need not apply.
Cross Posted at Dump Bachmann
