11:16 PM | Posted in ,

Be afraid, Minnesota, for you are about to be invaded by a possible Muslim but also possible racist Christian who somehow also hates all the Jews.

You know what I heard? I heard he is also a Buddhist but enjoys practicing the lesser known but more violent tenets of Hinduism. Oh, and one time he dabbled in Wiccanism.

Certainly, we wouldn't want to examine the fact that the Republican Party has been in bed with wacky Christian pastors for upwards of three decades but you better believe if we can find a crazy liberal pastor we are going to jump all over it.

Anyway, that uber scary Christlim is coming to Minnesota on Tuesday in what I can only assume is an attempt to convert us all to Islam. You have to love the imagery though, of Barack Obama going to the very place Republicans will be holding their convention to claim victory.
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