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*Being a former POW makes one immune to every conceivable criticism...

*The fundamentals of this economy are super awesome (He must be talking to Michele Bachmann)...

*Admitting that you don't fully understand the economy doesn't immediately disqualify you from being President...

*We are a nation of whiners and any belief that this economy isn't super awesome is simply mental delusion...

*Not knowing how many houses you own does not make you an elitist...

*"lipstick on a pig" is a phrase one can use only if one is a Republican. Otherwise, it is OBVIOUSLY a sexist slam...

*John McCain created the Blackberry (Didn't Al Gore already try this schtick?)...

*John McCain isn't qualified to run a company but can be the chief executive for the largest economy in the ENTIRE WORLD...

*Proximity to foreign countries gives one foreign policy experience...

*When a Republican dominated legislature investigates you for misdeeds, it is a Democratic led witch hunt...

*Taking earmarks is the right thing to do in order to build the infrastructure of your state until demonizing earmarks becomes more politically viable...

*Being a hockey mom is all one needs to know about a candidate in order to support them for the second highest position in the land...

*Having a corrupt and indicted Senator of your state endorse you for Governor is the same as taking on the 'Good Old Boys' network.

*Having women pay for their own rape kits is all part of that culture of life stuff...

THIS is what I have learned thus far...