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What are they drinking down there in Nebraska? This state senator, a Democrat nonetheless, has decided to bring a lawsuit against GOD. Yes, you read that correctly, GOD! I may be a liberal and I may even be an agnostic, but there are some things we ought to be able to agree upon despite party labels and ideological beliefs. One of those things being TRYING TO SUE AN OMNISCIENT BEING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE CREATED ALL OF EXISTENCE IS STUPID!

My one question: Sir, if your are an agnostic and therefore, doubt the very existence of God, doesn't suing him validate his existence thereby invalidating your very beliefs? That sentence gave me a headache!

Nebraska State Senator Sues God
Democrat Says He's Making A Point -- Seeks Permanent Injunction Against Almighty

LINCOLN, Neb., Sept. 18, 2007

(AP) Saying that God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes," Nebraska's longest-serving state senator says he is suing the Almighty to make a legal point.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha, a Democrat, filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County District Court last week, saying that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

He's seeking a permanent injunction against God.

Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, said he filed the lawsuit to show that anybody can file a legal action against anybody for any reason.


*There is actually more to the article, so take a look and perhaps have a giggle!
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